Name: Markku Saarinen

"The reason I use BYB Man is because it makes me feel clean." 

The reason I wrote this book, is to let all the other members know that they are not alone out there.

It all started one day when my master decided to go to the gym for a workout. I had not seen really any members since I was young, because my master did not do any sport, so I had not been able to see other members for years.

I was excited that my master was going to the gym and so the day came and I can tell you, it changed my life completely. There were so many members in the shower after the workout and they all looked so big and full of confidence and I felt so small and I also could see how all the other members were laughing at me.

I was hoping that my master saw all this, so he also could take of me the way the other masters did with their members.

Was my master not proud of me?

Why can´t he groom me like the others that look so clean, big and confident?

My master was now in the gym several times a week and each time we were there, I tried to hide, so the other members did not see me, so they could laugh at me. One day at the gym while we were in the shower, my master start talking with another master and I was so embarrassed and tried to hide so the other member would not see me, but suddenly the member asked me; Are you okay? I did not know what to answer, but with a little voice, I said; I am okay yes. The member replied and asked: Why are you not like us? …Hmmm well don’t ask me; ask my master I said right away.

Then the member said; would you like to be one of us, a byb man? A byb man, what is that I replied? Being a byb man, means you take good care of your garden, nourish it, trim the bushes of you, so you will be tall, handsome and with full of confident.  Yes, I would love that of course I replied. Then my master was finish talking and we went home…and I did not know how I could become a byb man, only that I wanted that.

That evening I thought I was dreaming. My master was going crazy I thought. He was washing the apartment, cleaning the floors, doing the laundry, cleaning the dishes, putting candles around the apartment, putting new on the bed…what is going on here?

Now he took me into the shower and what a surprise was waiting for me…. My master had heard my prayers!!! He first trimmed my bush and everything became clearer, so much light now. He then shaved my left and right hand and for the first time, I saw how they looked. They were as happy as I.

I could feel inside of me that my confidence began to rise and what a view I had now. I felt so proud and I was so happy and I was shouting out loud: I am a byb man, I am a byb man, I am a byb man…

That evening was not even finish, but I was so happy about this change. That night my master had visit from this beautiful woman and I was just so excited, because maybe I would be able to visit her club with my new style.

I will not go to into details about how this evening ended, but I can tell you this: This club was a byb woman, so you can imagine how happy I was that night.

From now on, I am one of the byb men and I love to be in the gym now as I am sure you already have guessed.

Today my master and his woman are living together and so do my lovely byb woman and I, so you can see that my master and me, both very happy and that is the perfect relationship a master and member should have.

Project Goals (the magazine):

Students in each class will work as a team of writers to publish a magazine which highlights various aspects of the 1920s in America and synthesizes elements from Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby to historical events from the Jazz Age.

Students will individually write an article for the team magazine. Articles may be presented as editorials, reviews, society pages, obituaries, features, etc. Each article must contain at least two references, a by-line, and an illustration.

 
Students will use MLA formatted references to insert factual elements into their articles. The magazine will conclude with a Works Cited page which lists all resources used in the magazine. 

Students in each team will work together to design a cover and a table of contents for their team’s magazine. 

Articles in the magazine should reference (at a minimum) these ideas –

• Scott and Zelda,
• Prohibition,
• 1920s trends,
• The Jazz Age,
• The American Dream and how each major character in the novel sees that idea,
• Famous people of the 20’s

And, as in any good magazine, articles should be accompanied by illustrations, photos, and other graphic elements that suit the presentation. Since this is the digital age (not the Jazz age), digital submissions (web based, on a thumb, or on a cd) are acceptable. I also read paper submissions. Of course if the submission is digital, it is possible to embed films and music into the piece.

I will edit the class submissions into an electronic magazine and distribute the results back to the class. I will try a new online compiler (for me) called Issuu. Check them out on the web at Issuu.com – pretty cool web app. (one of the top 50 apps of last year, actually)

The Great Gatsby Class Project

A magazine with many authors!

The GREAT GATSBY

ARTICLES ARE DUE ON JULY 6,

 NO LATES ACCEPTED!

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Reeve 003143 Chart: Sanitation. Influenza pandemic. Mortality in America and Europe 1918 and 1919. 08/20/1919. [Diseases.] World War 1

Welcome to My Life

Melissa Clarke. Nuff said.

Name: Jackline Ahrnberg

I love BYB because it it is a complete product. First the shaving cream gives you the perfect shave and then the after-shave gives you the feeling of cleanness and a touch of being sexy. As a woman, it is important to use the right products in the most intimate part of your body. I believe that BYB fullfils and exceeds my expectation with that regard. I look forward to when BYB also introduces an intimate soap product to complete the range.

Bardot 

Booty

Behind Bardot…

Via: edge.neocha.com

Freaky Faces

Via: Ass Monkey

Although some people say all bats look like flying mice, their heads sometimes look like tiny dogs, bears or foxes!

Via: Essortment

Sometimes, I wish I had a rocket pack and blast away...other times I want to explore in the ocean deep inside.